Chapter 1

Once upon a time in a faraway land...

Somehow I don't think that's going to work for this story. I wish I could lay out my life for you in a cleary explained linear fashion with a beginning, middle and end, but I can't. For one thing my life is far too fragmented for that, and for another it hasn't ended yet.

Most of what I'll write about from the past will be taken from my old journals and my own memory, which is very disjointed. Most of my journal entries aren't dated (due to my lack of organisational skills,) and some are months, even years apart.

So I'm afraid you get my mixed lolly bag version of my life. It's all in bits and pieces. Which is a bit like life I suppose. You pick up the pieces and try and get them to fit until you see the whole picture...